- The Social Security Administration, in the past few years, paid $133 million to beneficiaries no longer among the living.
- The federal employee retirement system paid more than $400 million to former retirees who were dead.
- And, a federal aid program paid approximately $4 million in federal money to pay heating and air-conditioning bills for more than 11,000 dead people.
What about getting some help from the NSA? (Question meant as sarcasm - for those who thought I might be serious.)